"aw michael i love michael i love michael’s hair it’s so fluffy michael’s so great"
"i wanna kiss his qt fluffy hair"
"aw luke’s so cute he wants to kiss my fluffy hair"
"yes i will take it i want that kiss thank you luke i love you"
Yoooo, I’m at the airport about to head up to Oregon to visit my grandparents until next Tuesday! I have a layover in San Jose that’s at the time the Twitcam should be but they will probably be late so I will probably miss it so I will probably weep. My grandparents don’t have wi-fi and I’m not a good mobile blogger so I probably won’t post much and I haven’t queued anything (uh, welcome new followers! \o/). I’ll check asks though and try to do a few ficlets while I’m up there, so feel free to hit me up with hellos or short, easy 5SOS prompts (super no guarantees on filling everything). I’m also easily reached on Twitter if you want!
Ahaha. Hey man, it’s fine. We were all new in fandom once. There was a point where we just liked a thing and wanted to talk to other people about the thing and look at pictures of it and dwell endlessly in thoughts of it, and then we got online and did some Googling and then discovered this whole big fannish world which can probably be confusing (especially if you come into fandom through Tumblr, where context goes to die), though hopefully exciting.
I’m definitely feeling like I’m seeing more people in 5SOS for whom this is their first fandom as such, which is not something I’m used to. And there’s a weird, bummer animosity toward slash in some circles, which I think is at least partly a hangover from the anti-tinhat vibes and confusion about the definition of shipping that pervaded 1D fandom. I hope people chill the fuck out about it. And also start writing more slash fic. \o/
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
Elle Fanning wears Rodarte’s SS12 Dress in Self Service Magazine; styled by Beth Fenton (photo by Venetia Scott).
Anonymous asked: im so confused what the fuck are your imagines is that what you think they are like or is it some creepy kink you have ??? or what
Haha oh man! Well anon, it’s called fanfiction. It’s a thing people do, and have done for a very long time. Sometimes these works of fiction get called imagines (though I think I’ve mostly seen that used in 1D and 5SOS), usually that means they’re het self-inserts. What I write (and what vast amounts of other people write - go and look at the 1D category on AO3) is referred to as slash. They are just stories, which means I know they’re not true, because I made them up.
If you’re finding yourself hanging out online talking to people and posting about a band or media work a lot, and reading fanfiction or imagines, that means you’re in fandom! Welcome to fandom. Now that you’re here, don’t call peoples’ kinks creepy. That’s rude.
cyclotomic asked: cashton truth or dare!
It’s just Michael being a troublemaker as usual, that awful glint in his eye that has Calum wincing before he even gets the words out: “Alright, truth. Have you ever wanted to kiss a boy?”
This’ll be damning, maybe literally depending on who at church he chooses to believe. “Yeah,” Calum says shortly. Whatever. Wanting doesn’t mean he has, or even that he would.
"Really?" Ashton says. "Who?"
"It’s not my turn anymore." Calum sits back in his chair, arms folded in front of him. Ashton’s looking at him with a sort of horrified fascination. Michael’s grinning at him and Luke’s staring very determinedly at his hands in his lap.
Ashton stares at him through everyone else’s turns, until it’s his turn to challenge Calum and Calum picks dare. “I dare you to kiss the boy in this room that you wanted to kiss,” Ashton says.
Calum’s mouth drops open. “I’m not going to do that,” he sputters.
"So it’s one of us!" Michael says, cackling. "It’s me, isn’t it? C’mere, lover, I’ve been told I’m a very good kisser."
"We know," Ashton and Luke say at the same time. A girl told Michael that once, and he hasn’t shut up about it since. Michael shrugs, and fluffs his hair. “You have to do the dare,” Ashton says, weirdly intense about it.
Calum stares him down. Ashton’s so bossy, Calum doesn’t know why he wants to kiss him at all. He might as well do it, at least then he’ll have satisfied the weird urge and he can just - get over it, or realize it was a bad idea all along or -
He gets up and grabs the front of Ashton’s shirt and kisses him on the mouth. Ashton inhales a quick startled breath and Calum bites at his lower lip, kisses his stupid nice face and Ashton groans a little, kisses him back.
"Wow," Michael says in the background, "Luke, I dare you to kiss the boy in this room that you’ve thought about kissing," and Luke says, "It’s not even my turn," and Michael says, "I’ve been told I’m a really great kisser," and Calum and Ashton, they don’t stop kissing.
bandaider asked: "handcuffed together" - 5sos er i'll let u choose the ship!
an anon requested clemmings handcuffed together so i’m going with them.